Britney gets escorted to the hospital by LAPD

Turns out that Britney isn’t on crack, she just has a mental problem. Earlier today the family took Britney to the hospital by means of LAPD’s task force. Motorcycle cops, cops in cars, and 2 ghetto bird (helicopters), escorted her. She’s in good hands now and is being held under psychiatric hold for a few [...]

Pimp-Tight-Player Mayor Speaks on T.V.

Hmmm, would he be so sorry if he hadn’t got caught?

Krying Kilpatrick won’t Resign

  The pimp-tight-player Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick just announced that no matter what he will never quit on his city!  So he will be at the strip club tomorrow to celebrate his decision. I’ll be there too pimp, just not on the strength of Detroit tax dollars. 

The Pimp – Tight – Player Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick speaks at 7pm today!

  People of Detroit and probably anyone else who gets CNN, don’t forget that your favorite Player Mayor Kilpatrick is scheduled to address his city today at 7pm.  I hear that he will be giving us some feedback on his experience at last weekends Player Haters Ball which was held in Chicago.  I hear that [...]

Black Ass Wesley Snipes Tax Evasion Trial is Underway

The darkest black man in Hollywood is on trial today for refusing to pay his taxes and conspiring to defraud the government out of some millions of dollars. Not only does he refuse to pay his taxes, but he openly expresses that he doesn’t believe taxes should be forced upon people. Well maybe you believe [...]

Tom Brady turns down a marriage proposal

I’m sure what he wanted to say is, we can’t get married, but I’ll be down for some late night action.

Lil Weezy Arrested on Drug Possesion

photo: AP Photo This Wednesday Lil Wayne was arrested near the boarder of Yuma, Arizona after his tour bus was stopped and searched.  He was caught with 4 ounces of marijuana, one ounce of cocaine, and 41 grams of ecstasy on hand.  There were only 11 people on the bus at the time, but it [...]

Britney Spears looks a bit cold in Hollywood!

How many guys would like to floss their teeth with those things every morning?

The Pimp-Tight-Player Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick of Detroit

… The Pimp – Tight – Player Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick was just caught up lieing in court about having sexual relations with his Chief of Staff. This may be embarassing to some, but be rest assured that Pimp – Tight – Player Mayor Kilpatrick will be taking home this years Pimpinest Mayor of [...]

Follow up on Heath Ledger’s autopsy

Sources report that Heath Ledger’s autopsy came out inconclusive.  Did he do it or was it an accident?